Shake your booty

A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

No wait, that's Star Wars.

Eons ago Neanderthals walked the earth...

Nope, not quite right.

I've got it! An indeterminate time ago (because she would kill me if I said an exact year) my mother was born. The eldest of 4 children she took on the role of older sister and eldest daughter with aplomb. And it served her well when she went on to become a mother of 4 children, including a set of triplets.

Grammy is a very cool mother and grandmother. She enjoys her Chardonnay a little too much, wins at poker even though she still doesn't know the rankings of the hands, and brags when she is done with her Christmas shopping in August. And of course she is the best-est mommy in the whole wide world. Are you sure you can't stay for another month, Mom?!? Happy birthday!

Look at all my chips!

Dancing at my wedding to "Stacy's Mom Has Got It Goin' On" natch.

A doting grandmother